are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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