So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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