Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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