Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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