Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It was confusing and full of hummus
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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