She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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