you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Randomize
