I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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