And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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