Apparently you make a good broom.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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