Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just had sex on a roof
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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