some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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