You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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