bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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