Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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