you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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