I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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