i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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