i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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