Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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