Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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