Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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