LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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