What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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