Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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