It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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