His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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