yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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