Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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