Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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