I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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