i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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