You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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