WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
how do flat chested girls get laid?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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