Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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