You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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