Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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