yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
All the doctor said was why
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
