So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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