The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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