O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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