My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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