do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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