God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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