i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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