The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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