It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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