the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
