Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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