Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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