i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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