so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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