your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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